Oh, but you're right!
Everyone is pointing and laughing at you.
(Strangers don't care, matter, nor probably even notice.)
Please wear one.
BUT:
"Better to look stupid than be stupid ... or dead." - said ... your father, maybe? ... alright, said no one ever ... okay, but the point still holds.
It's your life.
And if not for yourself, then wear it for those who love and need you.
Like Julius. RIP Mike Hammer.